aelinsilverpine:

lianabrooks:

weareoracle:

chuckyzoopa:

thedaniverse:

thedaniverse:

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

Originally posted by exploratorium

It’s an awesome idea tho

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

sirhate:

lily-peet:

Bad idea for a Romantic Comedy
The Chief of Police is married to a Mob Boss, and they have to keep “just failing” to catch each other. When one of them hits the other in a shootout, it’s followed with “Oh I’m never going to hear the end of this…”

“So how was your day at work?”
“YOU FUCKING SHOT ME! THAT WAS MY DAY AT WORK!”

We clearly have different definitions of bad.

(Source: lily-orchard)

azzandra:

Me, when a sci-fi introduces a desert location: SHOW ME THE WORM

*giant sand worm burst from the ground*

Me: YESSSSSSSS

seraphic-sapphic-safehaven:

Me: *sees an aro person*

Me, tearing up:

randomslasher:

markv5:

Когда решила сама себе постричь челку

Когда решила сама себе постричь челку

Can someone who speaks Russian please confirm that this says the cat has a bowl cut? Because this cat has a bowl cut. 

whatsnew-lgbtq:

whatsnew-lgbtq:

Who is ready for my first lgbtq themed product?

Raise yall hands.

Lgbtq+ rainbow sugar scrub

Lgbtq+ rainbow sugar scrub. A homemade safe testef sugar scrub meant to soften your skin in just one wash used with real ingredients like su

Etsy

I made a fucking sugar scrub. Its safe for your skin and technically edible but please dont eat this. Its 6.50 for a jar and 3.50 for shipping.

real-gen-z-highschooler:

axelinabox:

catchthesetearspunk:

durgeth:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

my grandma’s watching fox news and i’m overhearing then losing their absolute shit over millennials not buying kraft singles

let’s be real though, it deserves to die.

it doesn’t taste anything like cheese.

Its not even allowed to be branded as “cheese” in most countries outside the US

Can’t remember what it’s actually called but where I herald from we call it Plastic Cheese.